la bonne musique

get it? speared? like intercourse. sexual intercourse. aaaaaaanyways, i was talking to my friend patty today on IM about the movie juno. she had no fucking clue what i was talking about.

IM convo:

flip: i saw that juno movie today. it was pretty tight.

patty: dude. that movie looks so scary! is it super scary?

flip: juno?
i don’t think we’re talking about the same movie.
unless your scared to death of being 16 and pregnant.
in which case yeah.
scary as fuck.
like britany’s little sister.
that bitch is 16 and pregnant and it scares the fuck out of me.
not because there are 16yr old prego bitches runnin’ wild,
just that the spears are procreating like fucking rabbits and their eyes are way too far apart on their heads for that to be completely legal.

patty: hahahahahahaha! oh flip. you’re so funny and sexy and super funny.

note: the dude in the picture isn’t the lucky bastard that impregnated the younger goldmine spears. nope. this was way back when times were much simpler. all young jamie had to worry about was whether or not her prom date knew what a clitoris was and hope all the notes she wrote on her palm in pink highlighter from cosmogirl on how to give the perfect bj didnt sweat off while they were slow dancing to the thong song. heh. kids. *sigh*