Archive for December, 2007
vulva - is original - smells fishy
i dont know about you, but every time i masturbate, i go pretty far out of my way to make sure the back of my hand smells like salty milk and coins. sometimes i have to settle for the water that keeps the tuna fresh in its can (similar odor, same […]
Posted: December 20th, 2007 under ridiculous, awesomeness, wtf?, alternative lifestyles, adult, other stuff.
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jamie lynn spears - speared
get it? speared? like intercourse. sexual intercourse. aaaaaaanyways, i was talking to my friend patty today on IM about the movie juno. she had no fucking clue what i was talking about.
IM convo:
flip: i saw that juno movie today. it was […]
Posted: December 18th, 2007 under celeb, other stuff.
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